Abide

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Chicago Blonde BBW Companion Erin Black

I'm far more Maude than I am The Dude. Nevertheless, you must abide.

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Making Plans:

I heavily prefer email for making plans. You’ll be given my direct number, which is text-only, to confirm our date at a specific time. Once we’ve met, you’re welcome to contact me either via email or text to arrange future dates.

Please keep your language as mundane as possible. I do ask for more details than most, but please, don’t be lewd and state any specific kink/fetish/BDSM needs clearly and concisely. I really despise rudeness, and if you’re crass with me, I’ll just stop responding to you.

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Upon Arrival:

I’m very, very gregarious, and I’ll want to give you a warm welcome! Please do tear yourself away momentarily to set out patronage and excuse yourself to the bathroom to freshen up. A shower and full toiletries are always available for you to use.

I love it when you bring wine, scotch, bourbon, tequila, or champagne for us to share during longer dates, but please do be conscientious of your imbibing. If you bring Kalua and vodka, I’ll even whip up a White Russian or two.

If we’re meeting in public, please slip my patronage into a book you think I’d enjoy reading or a greeting card.

After The Rain:

Out of respect for your personal and private life, I don’t reach out to you unless I have permission to do so (and that’s generally just for mailing list and touring purposes). I appreciate the same courtesy be shown to me, and that you only reach out should you want to make plans for a future date.

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An FAQ, for those things you're dying to know:

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Folks who see me are generally successful, interesting, and intelligent folks over the age of 25 who enjoy unique experiences.

I don’t discriminate based on gender, sexual orientation, ethnicity, religious affiliation, size, or ability.

If you require specific accommodations, please let me know. My private incall is not wheelchair accessible and is up one flight of stairs.

Generally speaking, Monday-Saturday, 11am-9pm. Exceptions to my hours will be made for those who book in advance.

I generally do not entertain same-day requests from potential friends. If you’re hell-bent on seeing me same-day, please add 50% to my rate. It’s incredibly tough to screen, get deposits, and align schedules all in the same day.

If your schedule is unpredictable and you often don’t know your availability until day-of, you’re welcome to pre-screen with me. Drop me a line at [email protected] introducing yourself, along with your screening information; I’ll honor that for up to one month, giving us more than enough time to coordinate with one another.

Lots of places! I’m happy to pick out a cocktail bar or restaurant for us to meet at and get to know one another prior to personal time if we’re meeting for three hours or longer.

If we’re meeting one another privately, I host incall in the Lincoln Square neighborhood of Chicago. There’s ample free parking, and the neighborhood is safe.

I’m also happy to meet you at your hotel in The Loop/River North/Downtown Chicago or Evanston. My outcall fee to this area is $50 and waived for dates 2 hours or longer. If you’d like to see me at your private residence and we have not met before, a $100 deposit is required on top of the outcall fee.

If you’d like to meet me in Rosemont or O’Hare areas, my outcall fee is $100 and is waived with a date of 3 hours or longer.

Schaumburg, Oak Park, and Oak Brook carry a $150 travel fee.

I adore spending time with couples and women, including trans women. If you’re a couple, both parties will need to submit screening information and there’s a 50% additional fee.

Cash is always preferred, but electronic payments via Venmo or Paypal are happily accepted. I also take Vanilla Visa or Amex gift cards as long as I can check the balance prior to our date to ensure the gift card is funded.

Of course! Being kinky is not a prerequisite to seeing me, and I enjoy all sorts of company, and I’m open to lots of different experiences.

Yep, you do. There’s no getting around it. If you’re not comfortable with my screening requirements, we aren’t a match and I suggest finding a companion who’s screening requirements are more in line with your needs.

I am newbie-friendly, and don’t require references. You will, however, have to submit to a little more scrutiny via work verification information. It’s all relatively painless and easy, I promise.

How kind of you! I do have a wish list, and it can be found here.

I am, however, horribly practical and trying to fund a certificate program tuition, so in lieu of gifts, I’d by far appreciate tips.

Of course, neither is ever expected and always appreciated!

My favorite activities are pretty wide and varied, so here they are in no particular order:

  • Sensual domination
  • Strap-on/pegging
  • Prostate massage
  • Anal play/fisting (and i have the sling to prove it)
  • Orgasm control/edging
  • Face sitting/smothering
  • Corporal punishment/impact play
  • Sensory deprivation/overload
  • Duos with my favorite friends
  •  Light bondage/cuffs/collars
  • CBT
There’s a lot more that I enjoy, so if you don’t see what you’re looking for, feel free to message me.

Lots of things, honestly.

I’m an awesome tour guide and full of random knowledge. Pairing wine with our dinner comes a close second, and I’m an excellent cocktail picker and maker.

I’m not afraid to get into political conversations, but I’d suggest against it and will probably move the conversation elsewhere if our opinions fork too harshly.

Privately, I’m particularly good at getting you to relax, unwind, and leave the thinking portions of our time together to me. My body is soft and strong, and I love to be touched, massaged, and loved on. Mutual pleasure is paramount.

I’m adept at knowing what you want before you do, and my empathy runs deep. I’m always up for an adventure, and romantically taboo fun is right up my alley.

There are a few reasons you shouldn’t see me, the biggest one being that you’re not actually into women or women’s bodies. If you’re squeamish about your sexual health, I’d also suggest you do your research and talk with a healthcare professional rather than ask me if I’m “clean.”

If you’re looking for someone who’s a submissive in any form, I’m honestly not sure how you wound up here.

Most folks have limitations, and I’m no different. Below are activities I don’t engage in:

  • Submitting
  • Bottoming for new friends (this takes time and trust, and there is a difference between bottoming and submiting).
  • Brown/roman/ruby showers
  • Unprotected vaginal/anal penetration
  • Humiliation surrounding body type, ethnicity, gender identity, or sexual orientation
  • Rudeness of any sort
  • Poor hygiene

Please don’t contact me if you’re unwilling to respect these boundaries.

I adore people who are gregarious, warm, friendly, and enjoy connecting during our time together. If you’re not into that, even in the slightest, I’d suggest you look for companionship elsewhere.

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