Investment

Choose Your Adventure

Shorter Sessions

A brief Experience

For those looking to ease in to kinkier play, or for those who know what they want, hard and fast. Dungeon/incall fees are not included and are an additional $90/hr. Outcalls are no additional cost within downtown Chicago/Evanston.

The Classics

Extended explorations

Dates that start in the dungeon and end with a cocktail or dinner.  Be warned: I only accept the most well-thought invitations. Dungeon fees are not included and are an additional $90/hr. Outcalls are no additional cost within downtown Chicago/Evanston.

Deep Dives

In-Person Specialized training packages

If you’re looking for specific intensives on my favorite subject matter and are dedicated both in time and finances, then this may be for you. 

These are specialized packages that are created based on the alignment of my desires with your wants and needs. I expect great care to be taken when proposing an arrangement like this.

Below is a list of training topics that I am very interested in pursuing. These Deep Dive intensives include in-person sessions and can include email/text/phone training depending on your specific needs. Each Deep Dive is crafted based on your goals, interests, and availability. 

Want to do Pleasure Reprogramming as a 30 day online training course?

I’ve created an audio/visual immersion that can be started anytime. It is ideally done over a 30 day period, but you could absolutely do it at your own pace.

One purchase, and you have access for life, and that access includes future updates, edits, and additions.

Digital Experiences

Online training and Digital Domination

 I know that distance, shyness, and about a million other reasons can keep us from getting together in-person.  No need to fret, though! I’m into a wide variety of digital perversions, and would be glad to make your acquaintance via that series of tubes we more commonly call the Internet.

Simply fill out the form below to request your digital interaction with me. I can accept most major payment types.

Post Script

Things to note when booking your experience with me. Please pay close attention.

Additional Fees

These are costs that fall outside of the above listed rates. Keep these in mind when booking.

Session Add-Ons

Fancy a duo or some keepsakes of our time together? Let me know!

FAQ

Frequently asked questions about booking an experience with me.

Do you require screening?

I do. My screening requirements are quite up-front and simple. You can screen one of two ways with me: ID verification or employment verification.

For ID verification I require the following:

  • A photo of you holding your government-issued ID, with your full name and date of birth visible. Any other information can be redacted.

For work verification, I will accept the following:

  • an active LinkedIn profile with over 100 connections. Your profile has to be filled out and your photo has to. be visible.
  • a profile on a company website. Your photo has to be included.
  • A work email that I can send a message to. I have an unrelated email for checks like this.

Regardless of the method you choose, I will always need to know your full name, age, email address, and phone number.

What is your availability like?

Like you, I'm a corporate working stiff by day who plays in this world to generally save my sanity. With that being said, I live and die by my calendar.

While I'm blessed with flexibility, I do need 25 hour notice for all bookings . I'm generally available from 11a-9p daily, but I do greatly prefer bookings between the hours of 1pm and 7pm.

I don't accept same-day or last-minute bookings unless you're ready to pay my $500 rush fee. Do you really want someone in your asshole without preparation? I don't think so.

What's your cancellation policy?

I understand that life happens. Should you need to reschedule, we will figure out another time that works for us both. Your deposit is good for one reschedule, but you must rebook within a month of your original date. Please understand that rescheduling happens before the day of our date, not the day-of. That, my dear, is a cancellation

Should you need to cancel, I do require a cancellation fee.

If you have booked in advance (>24 hours notice): Cancellations 48-25 hours in advance are a 50% cancellation fee.

If you cancel 24 hours or less before our date, you'll owe me the full cost of the session you booked. 

I truly cannot stand chasing my cancellation fee. I expect it to be sent along with your cancellation should you need to cancel.

Remember:

When I say "yes" to you, I say no to someone or something else. I take my time with you very seriously and spend time preparing for the session. 

What type of behavior do you expect from me?

Honestly, I expect you to first and foremost treat me as an equal when approaching me for a session. I don't like to be called "mistress" or any other honorific, unless it's "Daddy", and that's in session only. Please, call me Erin.

 

I also expect you to be courteous, kind, and to defer to me during our time together. I am very engaged during our session, and I expect you to be as well!

 

For a first-time booking, you need to fill out my booking form (unless you want to discuss a Deep Dive, then you can inquire directly).  Once you've been screened and confirmed our session, I'll send you my direct line, which is TEXT ONLY. Please do not call that number. Once we have met, you're welcome to contact me via text or email to schedule future sessions.

 

While I do ask you to divulge your kink interests to ensure we're a match, I need you to keep your language as mundane as possible. I hate long emails, and it's obvious when they are copy/pasted. I also don't reenact scripted fantasies, so let's keep that for literotica. 

 

Now, if you would like to build up the excitement prior to our session, I'm happy to offer you a texting or phone call package. Just let me know and I can send you rates for this. 

 

Once you confirm our date, I will send you location information and specific communication instructions for day-of.

 

I NEED YOU TO FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS.

 

If you don't follow these instructions, I will assume you are not showing up.

 

I am by nature a very gregarious person and you can expect a warm welcome from me.  Please make sure to tear yourself away from me and excuse yourself to the bathroom to freshen up. You can leave my patronage in the bathroom on the sink. A shower and full toiletries is available for you to use. 

 

If we are meeting in public first, slip my patronage into a book or a greeting card.

 

Out of respect for your personal life and mine, I will never reach out to you unless I have permission to do so, and this is generally in the form of a newsletter. I appreciate being shown the same courtesy. Please only reach out if you are wanting to book a session, purchase a text/phone/video session package, or discuss. Deep Dive.